Thread: hmmm

I remember the time we took my grandmother skydiving for her 75th birthday. We lifted her gently out of her wheelchair into the Cessna. She went out on a static line so her chute was opened automatically. It was a square ram-air chute, so it goes quite fast. She forgot how to stall it & she ended up hitting the runway hard & fast. It didn't really matter cuz she was already crippled in a wheelchair before jumping, so we were pretty chill about it all. There wasn't too much blood.

i hope you have a very bad taste of humour, if not; wouldnt a tandem jump have been a viable option?

Originally Posted by Security

You should read the name of the forum section Zett.

Wrong section then surely?

I usually avoid nasty jokes like this, but I read it in a comment section on a youtube video and I thought it was hillarious

Originally Posted by Sean

Hold up guys, he must've forgotten to copy & paste in the punchline.

If not, well then I'm just confused

just put 'boom boom' at the end and it instantly becomes funny.