The classic...this is one for the spammers out there...3 words per post, making a story...simple. You post three words, that follow on from the previous..and so on, and so on..
EDIT : THE STORY SO FAR
Once there was a hairy scotsman who had developed an appetite for the bood of that tasted of sheep and beer And then there was a little duck who was Feeling Emo with his orange legs which were broken and completely failed after he rushed into a kfc and ordered some boneless